* What's this daft thing doing 'ere?
 
* "From your dear Tenny"? The hell's your plan, pipsqueak...?
 
 
* Eh...?
 
Today, we are gathered here to mourn the loss of Michael von R.
* WHAT???
He was one of the most talented people that have ever lived. It was he who laid the foundations of our great town, beginning it from just a small house on a hill.
* Who d'ya take me for, you little runt? I'ven't croaked yet, y'hear me through that ridiculous hat of yours?!
None could ever forget his magnificent radio shows that aired each and every day, bringing fresh entertainment to YOU, yes, YOU, dear viewers! So let us honor Michael with a moment of silence...
 
 
 
* STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD, YOU PSYCHO!!!
 
 
 
As the inheritor of his business, I promise to fulfill his wish by permanently ending the radio broadcasts. From this day on, every program will air on ATV, where you can not only listen, but also watch! Tune in next week on your brand new TVs for the premiere of the N.credible Tenna Show!
 
 
 
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Is the camera still rolling? No? Good. Let's just get outta here.
...What to do with it? Eh, just leave it here.
...Yeah, someone will steal it, so what? The props are cheap anyway.
 
 
 
* ...So you may have gotten away wit' that. But that don't mean I'm out of the game, sonny.